Xena

This is my fan page for the amazing magic cat,                   

                                        

                                                                   Hamlet.

This site is for cats by a cat, that are big fans of Hamlet aka Hammie, the true magic behind Criss Angel.

This is as it should be, cats should always be given the chair and for once the human parent stays on the floor. I do believe Hamlet is giving his Dad a run down on todays demonstration techniques.

YAY! Hammie was in this weeks episode.9/4/07. I do believe Hammie was getting a personal demonstration on how to levitate his Grandmother. I can't wait to see next season when Hammie is allowed to show off more of his talents and do the levitation all by himself. I do plead my case, please Hammie never do that underwater escape thing. WE cats are just not made for that type of thing. SO yes I have been known to swim in the odd fish pond or jump into the bath with my Mummy. But cats shouldn't go under the water. Leave that clever stuff to your Dad, as the wet look wouldn't suit you.

Keep up the great work Hammie, know your kitty fans are purring in encouragement.- xena

The things cat's do for their family. I have noticed that Hamlets Dad has taken on his striped markings, the family resemblence is strong now.

 

 

 

 While watching this week I saw that Hammie's Dad had a train set. I am now wondering if Hammie is allowed to play with it? Riping out those trees and little people would give any kitty loads of fun. Hammie could set up his own train derailment just with a flick of his tail. But what kitty am I to give such clever ideas to another talented cat.-xena

 

 

Parents just insist on doing this in public. Do they not realise how embaressing it is?

 

 Such a handsome face, I do mean Hamlet. Humans just are not my thing.

 

 See this is proof Hamlet can do magic, with some help.

It is good to know I am not the only one to have my stomach tickled in such a funny way. It is good that Hammie seems to allow his Dad to amuse himself.

Humans do not like us doing this back to them, the number of times I have been told, "Quit licking my stomach". What's a cat to do?

 

Hamlet does not look too pleased about this demonstration, I assume that he did not need his Dad to perform this.

 

 

Some comments Hamlet's Dad has said:

 

Criss:(About his cat Hammie) I wouldn't sell him for all the money in the world.

Criss: (About his cat Hammie) I volunteered to foster him, after both of his owners tragically died of cancer, but then I fell in love and decided my home was as good as any

Criss: (About his cat Hammie and Hammie's 'magical' ability) I never asked Hammie to do anything, but one day I came out of my bedroom, and there he was levitating! I was blown away

 

Some advice for Hamlet,

Don't let your Dad go to Disneyland or you too can end

up like this:

I might look cute, but what cat wants mouse ears?

 

Cant forget Minx, he is Hamlets brother.

 

Hamlet, I just saw your Dad hypnotizing chickens, I think you must have had a great dinner after his return.

Why did he not take you with him on that trip, I think you would have made a great cowcat.

 

 

 

I'm Xena, a 9yo tortiseshell female kitty. I live in Monterey County CA with my family.

I have a younger sister cat called Gabby, who is really annoying.

I am a huge fan of Hamlets, my mum watches the show each week with me and we record it.

I purr quite loudly when I see Hammie and even louder when he does those demonstrations.

His Dad seems to love him very much and any kitty can like him for that.

I was born in Australia and flew over here with my sister in 2002. I spend some holidays with my Grandma in LA.

My  favorite shows are CSI and Antiques Roadshow. And I love Sarah Brightman and Evanescence.

My Dad is trained to feed me sardines and my mum is trained to give me milk (lactose free kind of course).

I cant wait to see more of Hammie on Mindfreak, he's one smart kitty.

 

9/10  I am on bed rest at the moment due to having a weakening of my muslces in my hind legs. My mum has to check it each day to make sure I dont get a hernia and Im off to the vet again in two weeks for a check up.  I've asked for the season 1 &2 of Mindfreak to keep me entertained. I dont think I will get it though.-Xena

 

Edits

Hammie, I must confess that watching your Dad dressed up as Nick Glass was just too funny. I do hope he does not make you dress up in such a manner. It would be a crime to cover your lovely fur with that make up muck! When my mum wears it I try to lick it off.

Wish me luck at the vets on Monday, I am hoping they wont need to operate

- Xena 

Edits

Just letting everyone know that my mum and I will be doing NaNO! My log in is xenacat so please add me as a buddy.

For those that dont know what NaNO is, well is National Novel Writing Month, start Nov 1st-30th and I have to write (well mum will type for me) 50,000 words in that month. I helped mum do it last year so this year she is doing her own novel as well as mine.

It will turn out just purrfect I am sure.

- xena

Any comments please leave them and my mum will put them on my fanpage.